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| Name | 25 Random Funny Quotes To Make Your Day |
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| Video Discription | http://entertainmenttrend.net - We all love a little humor don’t we? Here’s 25 random quotes that will make your day a little bit better. 25 Funny Quotes You’ll Love: 1. “Behind every great man is woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey 2. “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg 3. “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess 4. “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin 5. “Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?” – Anonymous 6. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams 7. “I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” – Carl Sandburg 8. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams 9. “The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.” – Anonymous 10. “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?” – Arnold Schwarzenegger 11. “A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones 12. “If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.” – Wilson Mizner 13. “I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Joan Rivers 14. “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” – W.C. Fields 15. “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hacket 16. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” – Anonymous 17. “If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.” – O. Henry 18. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock 19. “Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?” – Anonymous 20. “It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?” – Ronald Reagan 21. “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield 22. “I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.” – Steven Wright 23. “I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” – Anonymous 24. “If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.” – Henny Youngman 25. “Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson ------------------------------------------ funny quotes, funny, jim carrey, robin williams, chris rock, ronald reagan, rodney dangerfield, steven wright, henny youngman, sam levenson, buddy hacket, o henry, wc fields, joan rivers, wilson mizner, arnold schwarzenegger, douglas adams, carl sandburg, steve martin, mitch hedberg, best quotes, l8fYgGIlgyQ |
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