[ENSEMBLE] You’re probably so excited Though you’re trying to hide it Here’s a horn, and it sounds like a bull *Airhorn plays* We are this show’s ensemble And we know our moms will Be so proud that we’re a part of this musical You'll be blown away (Ooh) So put your phone away (Ooh) Unless that’s how you’re watching right now (Ooh) You’re about to see our play M W C A You're about to see it right… After we start up this stream But, first, some more of this scene Because we've got some disclaimers to bring! This is an unlicensed spoof, we’re All just trying to goof here I mean really, Peter's solo says everything! To avoid arraignment (Ooh) This is just entertainment (Ooh) Any trademarking we disavow (Ooh) It’s all totally free, our play M W C A You're about to see it right… [ALBERT] After this message about our platform [IRVING] Open Broadcast Software! [SALLY] We’re using it to show you these lovely digital... [ENSEMBLE] Curtains you're scoping Which we promise to open 'Cause that's just what you're hopin' we'll do As we'll keep singing this song We know it's taken so long… [MORT] Eh, we'll start it now

[ENSEMBLE] There’s a hundred and four days of summer vacation ‘Til school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it...

[PHINEAS & COMPANY] Like maybe... [PHINEAS] Building a rocket or fighting a mummy Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower Discovering something that doesn’t exist [ENSEMBLE] Hey! [PHINEAS] Or giving a monkey a shower! [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots Or locating Frankenstein’s brain [BUFORD] It’s over here! [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent [PHINEAS] Or driving our sister insane! [CANDACE] Phineas! [PHINEAS] This could possibly be the best day ever [ENSEMBLE] This could possibly be the best day ever [PHINEAS] And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be [PHINEAS & COMPANY] A million and six times better [PHINEAS] So make every minute count, jump up, jump in, and seize the day And let’s make sure that in [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Every single possible way [PHINEAS] Today is gonna be a great day! [PHINEAS] Crossing the tundra or building a roller coaster Skiing down a mountain of beans Devising a system for remembering everything Or synchronizing submarines [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Racing chariots, Taming tiger sharks [PHINEAS] Constructing a portal to Mars [CANDACE] Been there [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Building a time machine, stretching a rubber tree [PHINEAS] Or wailing away on guitars! [CITIZEN 2] Oh man [PHINEAS] This could possibly be the best day ever [ENSEMBLE] This could possibly be the best day ever [PHINEAS] And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be [PHINEAS & COMPANY] A million and six times better [PHINEAS] So make every minute count, jump up, jump in, and seize the day And let’s make sure that in [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Every single possible way Today is gonna be a great day! [ENSEMBLE] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [PHINEAS] Let’s put our heads together and design a master plan [PHINEAS & FERB] We may miss dinner but I know Mom will understand [PHINEAS] We’ve got our mission and some pliers Yogurt, gumballs, and desire [BALJEET] And a pocket full of rubber bands [ISABELLA] The manual on handstands [PHINEAS] A unicycle, compass And a camera that won’t focus [BUFORD] And a canteen full of soda [PHINEAS] Grab a beach towel, here we go! [CITIZEN 3] This is Ferb-tastic! [PHINEAS & COMPANY] This could possibly be the best day ever [COMPANY] This could possibly be the best day ever [PHINEAS & COMPANY] And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be A million and six times better So make every minute count, jump up, jump in, and seize the day And let’s make sure that in every single possible way… [PHINEAS] As you can see, there’s a whole lot of stuff to do Before school starts this fall [ISABELLA] C’mon, Perry! [PHINEAS & COMPANY] So stick with us ‘cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! So stick with us ‘cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! [CANDACE] Mom! Phineas and Ferb are putting on an unlicensed virtual parody musical!

[CANDACE] Jeremy’s such a perfect guy I’m, like, gonna cry I got tears comin’ out of my nose! Hot dang! He’s a hunky man He plays in a band And he wears those cute Slushy Dawg clothes One day he might propose! [STACY] Yas Candace! I just heard the news I’m so happy for you You two are basically meant to be [JENNY] Hey, Candace, man, way to go Now just go with the flow But let me know when I can be there to see [CANDACE, STACY, JENNY] When he gets down on one knee! Oh my god, oh my god you guys Candace Flynn’s gonna win the prize If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies Oh my god you guys! [STACY & JENNY] Oh my god, this is happening Our best friend and Jeremy Johnson [CANDACE, STACY, JENNY] No more reading every text of his and trying to analyze Oh my god you guys! Oh my god! [ISABELLA] Okay, everybody signed Good, now form a line We’re gonna get an accomplishment patch [ADYSON] Let me guess, it’s across the street? Where you and Phineas can meet! ‘Cause you think he’s really a catch [ISABELLA] Look, can we just dispatch? [FIRESIDE GIRLS] Oh my god, oh my god you guys Isabella has butterflies [ISABELLA, spoken] Guys! [FIRESIDE GIRLS] Every single time she looks at him, she gets those googly eyes Oh my god you guys [ISABELLA, spoken] Shh, I do not! [HOLLY] You and Phineas were meant to be [ISABELLA] I don’t think he even notices me! [GINGER] They’re just like that couple from Avengers! [ISABELLA] Who’s the one that dies? [FIRESIDE GIRLS] Oh my god! [ISABELLA, spoken] Girls! Mission statement! [FIRESIDE GIRLS] Fireside Girls bestow Troop Four-Six-Two-Three-One Getting our patches so Izzy hits a home run [ISABELLA, spoken] What?! [FIRESIDE GIRLS] Find him in his backyard Ask him what he’s doing And so he shows regard Offer help with his fling [ISABELLA, spoken] That’s not— [FIRESIDE GIRLS] Repeat but once a day Your drill is understood As long as nothing frays Our sacred bond of sisterhood! Oh my god! Oh my god you gu- (Voice chatter) [MILLY, spoken] Pinky, where’s Isabella? [Pinky barks.] [HOLLY, spoken] She’s tired of us teasing her? [Pinky barks.] [KATIE, spoken] She headed across the street? [Pinky barks.] [GRETCHEN, spoken] She’s going to get a hideous tattooing? [Pinky barks.] [GRETCHEN, spoken] Oh, sorry. She’s going to see what Phineas is doing [FIRESIDE GIRLS] (gasp) Oh my god, oh my god Oh my god, oh my god Oh my god [CANDACE, spoken] It’s almost there… (sung) This dress needs to be refined Make him lose his mind But it can’t outright say I’m aflame It’s gotta look somewhat casual, not Like I overthought it I can’t have him thinking I’m lame Or our kids will be ashamed Oh my god, oh my god you guys The best day of my life is about to arise For these past four minutes I’ve just wanted to soliloquize Oh my god you guys! (Stacy & Jenny scream) [CANDACE] So help me dress for my fairytale Not too gothic and not too pale [STACY & JENNY] Girl next door meets pop diva meets goddess who’s been glamorized [CANDACE, STACY, JENNY] Oh my god you guys! (Construction noises) [CANDACE, spoken] Excuse me – Phineas! Ferb! I don’t have time for one of your ridiculous inventions today. I’ve got a date to prepare for [PHINEAS, spoken] Okay. Have fun, sis [CANDACE, spoken] What’s that supposed to mean? [PHINEAS, spoken] It means have fun on your date tonight! [CANDACE, spoken] Don’t think that I don’t think I know what you two are thinking [STACY & JENNY] Oh my god, oh my god you guys… [CANDACE, spoken] You can build your obnoxious whatever, but Mom’s gonna see it when she gets home! [STACY & JENNY] Here we go for the millionth time [CANDACE, spoken] I’m not about to let my big day get in the way of bringing you two down (sung) I may be in love, but I’m not stupid. You’re glued to my eyes [STACY, spoken] Oh my god! (sung) Candace, honey, remember your date All this busting can wait [JENNY] And it’s not like they have any harm planned [ISABELLA] Hey Phineas, whatcha doin’ now? Something that’s gonna wow? [PHINEAS] Yeah, we,’re making a laser tag land And we sure would love a hand! [ISABELLA] Oh my god, oh my god you guys [CANDACE] Hey, this one’s perfect and it’s just my size! [CANDACE & ISABELLA] See, dreams really do come true; you never have to compromise Oh my god! [STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS] Oh my - Oh my god! Oh my god you guys Love’s in the air so we gotta reprise If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies ‘Cause we love you guys [CANDACE & ISABELLA] No, I love you guys! [STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS] Oh my god! [CANDACE & ISABELLA] Oh my god! [STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS] Oh my god! [ALL GIRLS] You guys! (spoken) Oh my god!

[ANDREW] Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah [ANDREW, JULIA, & ROSEMARY] Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah Perry! [ROSEMARY] (COMPANY) He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah, doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) He's a furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay He's got more than just mad skill (Ahhh) He's got a beaver tail and bill (Bah-doo-bah) And the women swoon whenever they hear him say... [PERRY] *platypus chatter* [SWOONING WOMEN] *sigh* [ROSEMARY] (COMPANY) He's Perry (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah, doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) Perry the Platypus (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah, doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) Perry- (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah, doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) [ROSEMARY & COMPANY] Agent P!

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ] How does a misfit, misanthrope, son of a viking in Gimmelshtump Dropped without a thought and brought up by ocelots In the Drusselstein woods where the nights were oh so chillin’ Grow up to be a budding evil villain? For ten dollars, I found an offer on a website and I proctored it After getting mocked a bit, I bought my own doctorate A golden land of dreams is where I knew that I should head But I wound up in America instead Got married, had a daughter, and I turned my life around, man While my brother was elected mayor of this town, man Now I’m divorced, while of course, he gets the fame And nobody knows my name [NORM] What is your name, sir? [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz My name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz And I’m someone whom success averts But just you wait, just you wait

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Well, ya got evil, Perry the Platypus Right here, I say evil in downtown Danville Why sure, I’m a doctor, got my doctorate off Craigslist, so I’m mighty proud to say it I consider that the hours I spend with lab tools in my hand are golden Help me cultivate a sharp brain, and a slight slouch, but a keen eye Did ya ever go and try to make clones of yourself by combining a tanning bed with a photocopier? But just as I say it takes judgment, brains, and maturity to be an evil scientist I say that any doof can try to rule the world without a tragic past, and I say that’s vain The first big step on the road to domination of mankind, yes I say first Emotional neglect from your parents, then giant walking robots! And the next thing you know, you’re battling aggressive animal agents in hats And presenting them with your evil plans and backstories, telling them about your savage youth Not savage parental abuse, no, but actually being raised by wild ocelots And this is after your disowning father made you be a lawn gnome? Make your blood boil, well I should say! Now Perry the Platypus, let me tell you my scheme You got one, two, three, four, five, six lasers of destruction Lasers that can carve giant pits of dirt in each and every person’s backyard With a capital B and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool… -inator! Now all summer long, the tri-state youth have been frittering away I say the tri-state youth has been frittering! Frittering away and looking for a way they can cool off with leisure I’ll shoot lasers at their yard, no mind if it kills their dandelions; they’ll see a huge ditch and think “Now we’re talking!” They’ll start pumping water to make a swimming pool, but they’ll need chlorine, and they’ll need it from ME! And that’s evil Yeah, this part’s really really evil I bought all the chlorine in the city so if they wanna swim cleanly they gotta pay me, make me stinkin’ rich, ‘cause I’m evil! Yes! I’ll be the shark of the city! Evil with a capital E and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool… -inator! Now I know you may not be seeing the big picture here I’m gonna be perfectly clear Would you like to know what I’m gonna spend my money on when I make my monopolistic fortune? I won’t buy a mansion. I won’t buy sports cars. I won’t buy new –inators or self-destruct buttons I won’t brag about how rich I am or the flawlessness of my ingenious plan, but what’s better I’ll go to city hall, sign up to run for mayor My hard-earned cash will get me campaigning, it’s Heinz time! I’ll shamelessly run against my brother, favorite of my mother And beat him to the curb, then cause in an instant Mass-steria! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Friends, wads of cash are evil’s plaything – Evil! [GIRLS] Oh, we got evil! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] In the Tri-State Area! [GIRLS] In the Tri-State Area! With a capital E and that rhymes with P and that stands for Poolinator [GIRLS] That stands for Poolinator! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] We surely got evil! [GIRLS] We surely got evil! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Right here in the city! [GIRLS] Right here! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Just gotta figure out a way to keep Norm busy when I rule [NORM] I’m helping my dad being- [NORM & GIRLS] Evil, evil, evil, evil… [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Now, Perry the Platypus In case you still doubt me Let me give you an idea of my corruption The minute I was born in Gimmelshtump Neither one of my parents showed up My biological father never respected me I was merely a lawn gnome that he had to feed I wasn’t allowed to move; I had to make friends with a balloon My past was such a wreck, certain words haunt me to this day Words like… like “Only Son”! [GIRLS] EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] And “baking soda volcano!” [GIRLS] EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I’ve got a lot to avenge… [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Ya got evil! [GIRLS] Oh, we got evil! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] In the Tri-State Area! [GIRLS] In the Tri-State Area! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] With a capital E and that rhymes with P and that stands for Poolinator! [GIRLS] That stands for Poolinator! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Oh, surely I’m evil! [GIRLS] Oh surely he’s evil [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I’m a ne’er-do-well ruffian! [GIRLS] A bad guy! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Get ready for Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz to rule! [GIRLS] All citizens will bow to evil, evil, evil… [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Oh, we got evil We got terrible, terrible evil! My complex scheme is what they call proof of fool [GIRLS] Proof of fool! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Oh yes, we got evil, evil, evil! [GIRLS] Oh yes, we got evil here, we got big, big evil… [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Evil with a capital "E"! [GIRLS] With a capital "E"! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Gotta rhyme it with "P"! [GIRLS] That rhymes with "P"! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] And that stands for Pool! [GIRLS] (That stands for pool!) [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] …-inator! ---ALTERNATE ENDING--- [DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] Ah, what the heck? Kickline! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] (GIRLS) Got a capital E (With a capital E) Gotta rhyme it with P (That rhymes with P) And that stands for... (That stands for Pool!) Pooooooooooooooooooool- -inator! *laughs*

[RJ CHRISTIAN] Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Dooby deeda dah, badop bop bop bop Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Dooby deeda dah, badop bop bop bop [synth harmonica solo] [RJ, singing & whistling] Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Dooby deeda dah, badop bop bop bop Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Scooby dop, dooby dop, deedly deedly dow Dooby deeda dah, badop bop bop bop [instrumental outro]

[PHINEAS] Why just act our age? The world is ours, time to engage! [COMPANY] Blast the bass and flash the lights Welcome to the laser fight! [BALJEET] Run, shoot, play it cool Please follow the safety rules [COMPANY] Blast away your friends on sight Welcome to the laser fight! [ISABELLA] This bridge has a robot boss Fifteen points if you can cross [PHINEAS] Score a hundred points to win Then double elimination [COMPANY] Our vests are on [RED TEAM] It’s time for big fun! [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [COMPANY] Our guns are drawn [RED TEAM] Let’s have some big fun [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [COMPANY] With lit technology We’ll be a laser prodigy [RED TEAM] It’s big fun [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [COMPANY] Big fun! Woo! [CANDACE, spoken] Okay, okay, okay. So the hoop earrings go with the red dress [STACY, spoken] No, hoops go with blue [JENNY, spoken] You want the dangly topaz! [CANDACE, spoken] Wait, do you guys hear that? It sounds like danger and insolence [JENNY, spoken] I think it’s your brothers [CANDACE, spoken] Jenny, window report! [JENNY, spoken] Woah (sung) Some kid just shot a beam of green While bouncing on a trampoline [COMPANY] Bouncing up and taking flight Welcome to the laser fight! [CANDACE] Big, bad, treacherous Just wait ‘till Mom gets a load of this! [COMPANY] Crush the giant parasite Welcome to the laser fight! [CANDACE] Dreams are coming true But how can I let this ensue? I won’t delay I won’t digress My mom is gonna see this mess! [COMPANY] Our vests are on [RED TEAM] It’s time for big fun! [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [COMPANY] Our guns are drawn [RED TEAM] Let’s have some big fun [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [CANDACE] What are you doing, Stace?! [STACY, spoken] I think I just destroyed blue’s base! *Candace groans* [COMPANY] Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! [JENNY, spoken] That actually looks like- [RED TEAM] Big fun! [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [COMPANY] Big fun! Woo! [BUFORD, spoken] Alright, blue nerds, listen up! In nineteen seconds, red’s wall goes down. When that happens, what are we gonna do?! [LYDIA] Gonna make ‘em go wee! Wee! Wee! Wee! [RED TEAM] Big fun! [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [STACY, spoken] Blue team approaching, twelve-thirty! [RED TEAM] Big fun! [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [ISABELLA, spoken] Quit it, Buford, get off of me! [RED TEAM] Big fun! [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [CANDACE, spoken] Mom, emergency! You’ve gotta come home right this second! [LINDA, spoken] Did a satellite crash into the house? [PHINEAS, spoken] Where are you, Ferb? I’m comin’ for YOU! [LINDA, poken] Candace, are your brothers okay? [CANDACE, spoken] No, they’re shooting lasers at each other! [LINDA, spoken] Lasers, really? Candace, I think you need to cool off [COMPANY] This round is hot, hot, hot! [RED TEAM] It's time for big fun! [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [PHINEAS] Molten lava on spot! [RED TEAM] We’re having big fun! [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [COMPANY] So let the speakers blow While we escape this volcano [CANDACE] Mom, you have no clue 'Bout all the things your children do! [CANDACE & COMPANY] Time is running out Help me make a turnabout [RED TEAM] It’s big fun [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [RED TEAM] Big fun [BLUE TEAM] Big fun! [RED TEAM] Big fun [COMPANY] Big fun! Pew! *laser noises*

[CANDACE, spoken] Ooh! Ooh! Mom! [LINDA, spoken] Candace, be calm [CANDACE, spoken] Did you see the thing the boys built that gave me a huge qualm? [LINDA, spoken] No [CANDACE, spoken] Ya know the old tire swing? [LINDA, spoken] Yeah [CANDACE, spoken] They made it a hover car, now it’s got a working intercom [LINDA, spoken] Sure [CANDACE, spoken] All you have to do is look! [LINDA, spoken] Now those are words I’ve heard [CANDACE, spoken] They’re in the yard by the brook! [PHINEAS, spoken] Hi Mom! [LINDA, spoken] Now how were they flying on that small old tire? [CANDACE, spoken] No, it was just there! Mom, I swear I’m not a liar! [LINDA] Stress less, smile more [CANDACE] Uh-huh [LINDA] Do whatever it takes to end this eternal fraternal war [CANDACE, spoken] But Phineas and Ferb are relentless! [LINDA] Having fun doesn’t make them sinners [CANDACE, spoken] No, but they- [LINDA, spoken] I’m sorry, Candace, I gotta go [CANDACE, spoken] But Mom! [LINDA, spoken] I’ve gotta get started on dinner [CANDACE] A triangle and a rectangle sit in the backyard [CANDACE & COMPANY] Brothers way younger than men, ten [CANDACE] They emerge with some blueprints for inventions that haven’t been [CANDACE & COMPANY] Thought of since the pen, then [CANDACE] The adolescents build one with unprecedented constructive efficiency An escalator that can take you to the moon Or a rollercoaster spanning the town built in a morning But then it’s gone that afternoon [CANDACE & COMPANY] No one’s ever in the room where it happens The room where it happens The room where it happens No one’s ever in The room where it happens (The room where it happens) The room where it happens The room where it happens (The room where it happens) No one really knows how the gadgets here (Gadgets here) Which are quite severe all just disappear (All just disappear) And Mom assumes it never happened (Assumes it never happened) Because she’s never in the room where it happens. (The room where it happens) [CANDACE & COMPANY] Brothers claim [PHINEAS] We build new things every day. I don’t know where they go, but they get out of our way! [CANDACE & COMPANY] Baljeet claims [BALJEET] It is peculiar they go missing. Have you tried forming a hypothesis using retrodiction? [CANDACE & COMPANY] Buford claims [BUFORD] “Where’d that hovercraft go?” I’d tell you if you bribed me, but I really don’t know [CANDACE & COMPANY] Girl Scouts claim [ISABELLA] I don’t know why it went fleeting. I just made the engine [GINGER] The paint job [GRETCHEN] The seating! [CANDACE] So no one’s ever in [CANDACE & COMPANY] The room where it happens The room where it happens The room where it happens [CANDACE] No one ever sees the [CANDACE & COMPANY] Room where it happens The room where it happens The room where it happens [CANDACE & COMPANY] No one really knows where the doohickeys go (The doohickeys go) The reason why they’re never still around tomorrow (Still around tomorrow) And Mom assumes it never happened (Assumes it never happened) Because she’s never in the room where it happens. (The room where it happens) [COMPANY] Meanwhile [COLTRANE] ‘Nessa is grapplin’ with the fact that her father spends his waking hours trying to be evil [COMPANY] Meanwhile [COLTRANE] OWCA is celebrating back at their capital *animal sounds* [COLTRANE] It’s an upheaval [KATIE] Then Jeremy texts Candace ‘bout their impending date night And Candace responds with her fifteen-year-old insight [CANDACE] Maybe we could solve one problem with the other And you can help me bust my little brothers, in other words [JEREMY] Oh no, a bro sideshow [CANDACE] Can you go? [JEREMY] Can’t we just enjoy the dance and go with the flow? [CANDACE] Well I’d love to, but- [JEREMY] This is a chance you can’t blow? [CANDACE] Me so well, you know We’ll be a snoopy duo [JEREMY] Let’s go! CANDACE Oh--! [CANDACE & COMPANY] We’re gonna find The room where it happens The room where it happens The room where it happens We’re on our way to find the room where it happens The room where it happens The room where it happens [JEREMY] My god, this girl is nuts! And she’s never gonna stop until she gets the bust But her fervor’s got me rappin’ I guess I’ll help her find the room where it happens [COMPANY] Danville City Maintenance [CANDACE] What happened to my brothers’ plane that conveniently flowed on down the river? [COMPANY] Hightail Delivery Co [CANDACE] Where’d my brothers get the funds to finance the express excess of girders you deliver? [COMPANY] Ferb and Phineas Flynn [CANDACE] Did you know it doesn’t even matter how big and noticeable your inventions are? [PHINEAS] It’s not about the scale, it’s about having fun [CANDACE] You built a haunted mansion [PHINEAS] And fun is what we won! When we have an idea, we see it through to the end And if we build what we envision, we don’t have to pretend We’ve got one summer, and we won’t ignore it School’s coming, we won’t- [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Wait for it, Wait for it [CANDACE ] Wait! No, it’s too much mayhem! There’s gotta be some reason that nothing outlives them [CANDACE & COMPANY] It’s gotta be somewhere (It’s gotta be somewhere) It’s gotta be someone! (It’s gotta be someone) It can’t just be magic (It’s gotta be somewhere) So who is this someone?! (It’s gotta be some-) [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I… I want to be in the room where it happens The room where it happens I... I want to be in the room where it happens The room where it happens [CANDACE & DOOFENSHMIRTZ, COMPANY] I... (I wanna be in the room where it happens) I wanna be in the room (The room where it happens) The room where it happens (The room where it happens) I... (I wanna be in the room where it happens) I wanna be in the room… (The room where it happens) (The room where it happens) Oh, oh (I wanna be in the room where it happens) (The room where it happens) [CANDACE & COMPANY] I wanna be in (The room where it happens) [DOOFENSHMIRTZ & COMPANY] I’ve got to be (I wanna be in) [CANDACE & COMPANY] I’ve got to be (The room where it happens) In the room (The room where it happens) [CANDACE & DOOFENSHMIRTZ, COMPANY] In that big ol’ room (The room where it happens) [COMPANY] The art of the brotherly bust [CANDACE] The boys’ll get in trouble and I’ll re-earn Mom’s trust [COMPANY] How ‘bout a leader who can really serve [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] When I’m in charge, my bro will get what he deserves [JEREMY/STACY/JENNY/VANESSA] Is now the time to intervene? [CANDACE & DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I’m gonna overcome this age old routine [CANDACE] Old as that tomb I was trapped in [CANDACE & DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I’ve got to be in the room-- [COMPANY] The room where it happens! [CANDACE] I’ve got to be! [COMPANY] The room where it happens! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I’ve got to be! [COMPANY] The room where it happens! [CANDACE & DOOFENSHMIRTZ, COMPANY] I’ve got to be in the room (The room where it happens!) [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] I gotta be! [CANDACE] I gotta be [CANDACE & DOOFENSHMIRTZ, COMPANY] I wanna be in (The room where it happens!) In the room! (I wanna be in the room where it happens!) [CANDACE] Click, boom! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken] Oh, THIS is my self-destruct button!

[MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Mammals [MAJOR MONOGRAM] Reptiles, fishes, and birds and other- [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Species [MAJOR MONOGRAM] In flocks or packs or in herds With outer- [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Coverings [MAJOR MONOGRAM] Or fluffy feathers or furs Or if you- [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Bark, moo, quack, chirp, or purr Agents [MAJOR MONOGRAM] I've called you here to convey I know it's [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Tiring fighting evil all day So raise your [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Glasses [MAJOR MONOGRAM] With lactose-free chardonnay And cele- [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] -brate for an hour without pay [MAJOR MONOGRAM] It's fun to work at the [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] O.W.C.A [MAJOR MONOGRAM] It's fun to work at the [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] O.W.C.A [MAJOR MONOGRAM] Whether you gallop around Or crawl on the ground It's time that we partied down It's fun to work at the [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] O.W.C.A [MAJOR MONOGRAM] It's fun to work at the [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] O.W.C.A When fighting evil is done And we've finally won It's time to kick back and have some fun [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] When you've [CARL] Got a secret identity [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Sometimes [CARL] It's hard to find some serenity, but [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] OWCA [CARL] It offers corporate amenities, and [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Free cappuccino venti Calling [CARL] All badgers, eels, owls, and bats Yeah, even [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Chickens [CARL] And giant insects and rats [CARLY & COMPANY] Well, our pay may be low, but this party’s a go (Ahh) And now it’s time for my tap solo! (Ahh) [MAJOR MONOGRAM] It's fun to work at the [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] O.W.C.A [MAJOR MONOGRAM] It's fun to work at the [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] O.W.C.A [CARL] If you eat with a snout I just wanna shout out We’ve got wieners and sauerkraut It’s fun to work at the [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] O.W.C.A [MAJOR MONOGRAM] It's fun to work at the [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] O.W.C.A [MAJOR MONOGRAM, CARL & COMPANY] Well this part of the song Got cut for being too long But on the cast album, it goes on It’s fun to work at the Oh! (O.W.C.A) Double You See Aaaaayyyyy (O.W.C.A) [CARL] Live in the ground or a tree You still make more than me But at least the snacks are free [MAJOR MONOGRAM & CARL] Oh yeah! [MAJOR MONOGRAM] O.W.C.A! *Heavy breathing* [MAJOR MONOGRAM, spoken] You know, that really takes the breath out of ya' [CARL, spoken] Do I even technically work here if I'm an unpaid intern?

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ] How does a duck-billed, beaver-tailed mammal always wearing a fedora Thwart all of my schemes with such aplomb and with persistence Consistently reduces my net gain to zero Who is this teal-colored hero? A monotreme who came from south of the equator Became a crusader, a real instigator A tiny gladiator, and eleven minutes later Here I am, and he’s destroyed all of my -inators Every day he gets his mission, never asks for my permission To be fair, it’s not a dif-dif-difficult decision It says “Evil” on my building, so I’m always under suspicion He just shows up with a music sting and beats me to submission It’s starting to get me down, and I’ve got to place blame, man All my thwarted schemes really make me feel so lame, man Though I enjoy his visits, I’m so sick of the same Imagine if he never came [NORM] Who do you mean, sir? [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Perry the Platypus His name is Perry the Platypus And there’s not a lot we can discuss But that’s okay That’s okay

[PHINEAS] Summer formal, should be a blast [ISABELLA} Summer formal, happ’nin’ so fast... [JEREMY] Hope this girl’s crazy for me [CANDACE] Hope we find testimony [PHINEAS/ISABELLA/JEREMY/CANDACE] Summer days driftin’ away To uh-oh those summer nights [FERB] A well-uh, well-uh, well-uh [BOYS] Huh! Tell me more, tell me more [COLTRANE] Are you guys gonna dance? [GIRLS] Tell me more, tell me more [KATIE] Will he give you a chance? [BOYS/GIRLS] Doo doo/Uh-huh Doo doo/Uh-huh Doo doo/Uh-huh Doo doo doo doo doo [PHINEAS] We’ll project a great laser show [ISABELLA] If there’s time we might just dance slow [JEREMY] We’ll snoop around, might just be fun [CANDACE] Man, this boy could be the one [PHINEAS/ISABELLA/JEREMY/CANDACE] Summer sun, something’s begun But uh-oh those summer nights [FERB] A well-uh, well-uh, well-uh, huh! [GIRLS] Tell me more, tell me more [STACY] Are you guys, like, a thing? [BOYS] Tell me more, tell me more [BALJEET] Must I learn how to swing? [GIRLS/BOYS] Dum, doobie doo/Uh-huh Doobie doo/Uh-huh Doobie doobie doobie/Uh-huh Dum, doobie doo/Uh-huh Doobie doo/Uh-huh Doobie doobie doobie/Uh-huh [PHINEAS] Two inventions in just one day [CANDACE] Two lifelong goals both squared away [JEREMY] She’s persistent, and she’s a queen [ISABELLA] He’s a-cute, if you know what I mean [EVERYONE] WOO! [PHINEAS/ISABELLA/JEREMY/CANDACE] Summer fling, don’t mean a thing But uh-oh those summer nights [COMPANY] Woah, woah woah [GIRLS] Tell me more, tell me more [JENNY] Are you feeling lovestruck? [BOYS] Tell me more, tell me more [BUFORD] Do you think that they’ll f- *The music stops for a moment* (Everyone but Buford complains) [BUFORD] What? This isn’t Disney! (Everyone but Buford complaining again) [STACY] You are a child! *The music resumes* [COMPANY] Shoo bop bop, shoo bop bop Shoo bop bop, shoo bop bop Shoo bop bop, shoo bop bop Shoo bop bop, Yeah…

[CANDACE] Went and blew it, here’s where it ends [JEREMY] Wish she knew that we’re still her friends [PHINEAS] Guess we lost our groove somehow [ISABELLA] Wonder what… cha doin’ now [PHINEAS/ISABELLA/JEREMY/CANDACE] Summer dreams, ripped at the seams But... [LARRY] Oh! [PHINEAS/ISABELLA/JEREMY/CANDACE] Those summer... [FERB] Nights [COMPANY] Tell me more, tell me more

[VANESSA] I can see the things you're doin' And you think that I'm naïve But when I get the goods on you She'll finally believe [CANDACE] Well she says it's all just drama But every bubble's got to pop She's gonna see just why this happens [CANDACE & VANESSA] And then it’s finally gonna have to stop! Don't think you're gonna win this time 'Cause you better believe I'm gonna drop a dime on you! [CANDACE & VANESSA, BACKUP] I'll get ya! (yeah) I'll get ya! And when I do, you're gonna be busted! (Busted!) [CANDACE] I don't wanna put the hurt on you [CANDACE & VANESSA, BACKUP] But you better believe me When I tell you that I finally got the dirt on you You're busted. (Busted!) [VANESSA] Yeah, she's finally gonna see the light [CANDACE & VANESSA] This is how it's gonna be When she finds [CANDACE & VANESSA, BACKUP] Out that I was always right You're busted! [CANDACE] Well I’ve gone and found this doof [VANESSA] And I’m feeling bulletproof [CANDACE & VANESSA] This game was aimed to end the same But there’s more to this spoof And I [CANDACE & VANESSA, BACKUP] Don't care what you've heard [CANDACE & VANESSA] 'Cause there's [CANDACE & VANESSA, BACKUP] One six letter word [VANESSA & BACKUP] It's gonna set me free (Gonna set me free) [CANDACE & BACKUP] It starts with a "B" (Starts with a "B") [CANDACE & VANESSA] It goes B-U-S-T-E-D [CANDACE & BACKUP] You are busted! (Busted!) [CANDACE] I don't wanna put the hurt on you [CANDACE & VANESSA, BACKUP] But you better believe me When I tell you that I finally got the dirt on you (I'll get ya!) You're busted (Don't think you're gonna win this time) [VANESSA & BACKUP] Yeah, she's finally gonna see the light (Drop a dime on you) [CANDACE & VANESSA] This is how it's gonna be When she finds out that I was always right (I'll get ya! I'll get ya!) [EVERYONE] You're busted!

[ISABELLA] Dear Phineas Flynn, we’ve been way too out of touch Your life is crazy, and that rocks, but we don’t talk that much But I should tell you your ambition is so grand One day you’ll ride up on a steed and take my hand [HOLLY, spoken] Are you really gonna write that? [ISABELLA, spoken] I got carried away. I have to be honest, but realistic [GRETCHEN, spoken] To be fair, you have ridden horses this summer [MILLY, spoken] Through the mall! [ISABELLA, spoken] True! (sung) I gotta tell ya, when I’m with you, I am- {ADYSON] Hot! [KATIE, spoken] Hot? [ISABELLA:] I am- [GINGER] Stunned! [KATIE, spoken] Stunned? [ISABELLA] I am- *Pinky barks* [MILLY, spoken] Pinky! [ISABELLA] I wish you weren’t just always thinking about stuff… [ADYSON, spoken] Very specific! [ISABELLA] Shut up! (sung) Your plans are decent [HOLLY, spoken] Just decent?! [ISABELLA] Your plans are awesome, but each day I long for more Each time you hammer, I imagine what we’ve got in store [GRETCHEN, spoken] Each time you hammer…? [ISABELLA] Each time you’re drilling [GINGER, spoken] Drilling?! [ISABELLA] Each time you’re building, I imagine what we’ve got in store I’ll take your advice, do and don’t think twice I’m telling you now, so you can see All that I need is a little comprehension I hope it’s not selfish that I want your attention All I’d like from you is a sign that you like me equivoc’ly Sincerely, Me [ADYSON, spoken] Are we done yet? [ISABELLA, spoken] I mean, I don’t know. Was that too bold? Not bold enough? [GRETCHEN, spoken] It’s perfect. Send! [ISABELLA, spoken] Gretchen!! [BALJEET, spoken] Oh my gosh [PHINEAS] Dear Isabella, I’m so glad you feel this way If you want more, you could help sketch our prints next Saturday [BALJEET, spoken] I do not think- [PHINEAS] I’m sending pictures from our giant idea book [BUFORD, spoken] No [PHINEAS] This shrink device could use some spice, so take a look [BUFORD] Wrong kind of spice! [PHINEAS] There’s so much to do, all more fun with you And Ferb, and Buford, and Baljeet... [BALJEET] You are killing me! [PHINEAS] All that we need is a little delegation Your Fireside Girls are the best in our whole nation So I’m hearing you, your appreciation is my guarantee [PHINEAS & BALJEET] Sincerely, Me [BUFORD, spoken] Your sister’s hot [PHINEAS, spoken] What the heck? [BUFORD, spoken] My bad [ISABELLA] Oh Phineas Flynn, you and I, we could ascend [PHINEAS] Oh Isabella, I’m just glad to be your friend [ISABELLA/PHINEAS] Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond [PHINEAS] ‘Cause you’re across the street [ISABELLA] ‘Cause I’m… across the street? [ISABELLA/PHINEAS] We’re close [PHINEAS] Like thirty feet The only friend who lives closer is Baljeet [ISABELLA] Well, ain’t that neat [PHINEAS] You’re pretty difficult to beat [ISABELLA] I’m pretty difficult to beat [PHINEAS] We’re- [ISABELLA] Pretty [PHINEAS] Diffi- [ISABELLA] Cult [PHINEAS] To [ISABELLA/PHINEAS] Beat! [ALL] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! All that we need is a little close reflection It’s clear that we work well together with affection All we gotta do is just believe we can be who we wanna be [PHINEAS] So cheerily [BALJEET/BUFORD/FERB] Bro, she clearly- [ISABELLA/PHINEAS] Sincerely, Me [PHINEAS] Sincerely, Me [ALL] Sincerely, Me [ISABELLA/PHINEAS] Sincerely, Me

[CANDACE, spoken] Are you saying we can't talk? [JEREMY, spoken] Are you saying we're not talking? [CANDACE, spoken] What are you saying? [JEREMY, spoken] What are you saying? I'm saying (sung) I feel bad, that you feel bad About me feeling bad, about you feeling bad About what I did, about what you did About acting on your instinctual gut feeling [CANDACE] If I thought that what you thought Was that I hadn't brought you embarrassment and fraught Then my reaction to your reaction, to my dumb actions Would have been more revealing [JEREMY] I was afraid that you'd be afraid My feelings for you would be hinged on your busting tendencies I don’t think that problem is a problem Maybe our problem's simply codependency [CANDACE] Yes you know, that now I know That when I bestowed that poor janitor’s chapeau And I had to go, that you tried to show Me that had I known ‘bout your phone, you’d have shown you adored me [JEREMY] I took long to- [CANDACE] See all along that- [JEREMY] I felt strong when- [CANDACE] My hunch was wrong [JEREMY] So I came to say that- [CANDACE] My hunch didn’t hurt things much [JEREMY] Not so much not to come to this laboratory [CANDACE & JEREMY] I’m not mad that you got sad when things looked bad Before I learned your whereabouts [JEREMY] And I don’t know how to spy or just why We’re fighting off frogs and pandas And dogs but I want to find out [JEREMY & CANDACE] I feel bad, that you feel bad I feel badly about you About me feeling bad, about you feeling bad About what I did, about what you did Feeling badly about me About acting on your instinctual gut feeling Feeling badly about you I thought If I thought that what you thought You thought Was that I hadn't brought you embarrassment & fraught I reacted shallowly Then my reaction to your reaction, to my dumb actions Would have been more revealing When I reacted to you I’m not mad that you got sad I'm not mad When things looked bad You got sad Before I learned your whereabouts Whereabouts And I don’t know how to spy or just why And I don’t know We’re fighting off frogs No I don’t know And pandas and dogs But I want to find out Want to find out [JEREMY] But now it's out in the open [CANDACE] Now it's off our chest [CANDACE & JEREMY] Now we’re sweaty and An evil scientist needs busting There’s so much to do So let's give this a rest

[VANESSA] You were a substandard dad But the only one I had I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall But as I watch you get slugged I feel kinda snug Maybe you're not so bad a dad after all At my first ever swim meet You stepped on the other team's feet At my recital you clapped louder than you should But when you taught me how to drive We actually made it home alive I guess it's possible not every part of you isn't good I couldn’t even write down How much you exploit this town And when you called at the dance it drove me up the wall But looking at your two black eyes Makes me finally recognize Maybe you're not so bad a dad Not so bad a dad after all

[PHINEAS] It’s been a long two acts and there were moments when I doubted [ISABELLA] That we’d ever reach the point where we could laugh and sing about it [PHINEAS & ISABELLA] Now the curtain’s called on this, another [PHINEAS, ISABELLA & COMPANY] Somewhat legal play Before Disney shuts us down, let’s all just say Tell me what’cha wanna do today All we need is a place to start, if we have heart, we’ll make it [PHINEAS & ISABELLA] ‘Cause we’re not messing around COMPANY: We’re not messing around [PHINEAS, ISABELLA & COMPANY] Yes, we can dream it, do it, build it, make it I know we can really take it To the limit before the sun goes down [PHINEAS] As soon as you wake up, you gotta make your move [ISABELLA] Don’t miss a beat, just get into the groove [PHINEAS & ISABELLA] The sun is shining, there’s a lot that you can do [COMPANY] A lot that you can do [PHINEAS & ISABELLA] There’s a world of possibilities outside your door Why settle for a little? You can get much more Don’t need an invitation, every day is new [PHINEAS] Yes it’s true [COMPANY] Ooh… [PHINEAS & ISABELLA] Summer belongs to you! [COMPANY] (Summer belongs to you) [PHINEAS] Summer belongs to you! [COMPANY] Summer belongs to you [PHINEAS] Summer belongs to [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Everyone so have some fun [PHINEAS] There’s nothing better to do Summer belongs to you [CANDACE, spoken] Alright, I’m taking a verse [PHINEAS, spoken] Be my guest [CANDACE] I was so determined with one goal My summer slipped away But you- [CANDACE & COMPANY] Helped me see what matters most so now I’ve got to say [CANDACE] That though I’ve often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother Today I can’t imagine having [CANDACE & COMPANY] Better little brothers [CANDACE] And you [CANDACE & COMPANY] Gotta believe in something [COMPANY] I believe in you [CANDACE & COMPANY] So today I believed in you And you came through, we made it I’ve never been so proud [PHINEAS/STACY/JENNY] Never been so proud [CANDACE] I know I- [CANDACE & COMPANY] May have led myself astray But for now I’m gonna seize the day And that’s something that we’ve got to say out loud [CANDACE] Time is what you make of it, so take a chance [PHINEAS, spoken] That’s it! [JEREMY] Life is full of music, so you oughtta dance [PHINEAS, spoken] You got it! [CANDACE & JEREMY] The world’s a stage and it is time for your debut [PHINEAS, spoken] By Jove, I think we’ve got it! [BUFORD/BALJEET] Don’t waste a minute sitting on that chair [PHINEAS, spoken] Yeah! [VANESSA] The world is calling, so just get out there [PHINEAS, spoken] That’s what I’m talking about! [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] Don’t need to rule the world to change your own world- [DOOFENSHMIRTZ & VANESSA] View [CANDACE & PHINEAS] Yes, it’s true [PHINEAS/ISABELLA/CANDACE & COMPANY] Summer belongs to you! (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you! (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to everyone so have some fun There’s nothing better to do Summer belongs to you! (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you! (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to boys and girls all around the world We wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t true Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) [FERB] Baby, baby, baby, baby, summer- [PHINEAS/ISABELLA/CANDACE & COMPANY] Summer belongs to you! (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you! (Summer belongs to you) Whatever you want to do, you make the rules You’ve got the tools to see it through Summer belongs to you! (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you! (Summer belongs to you) [EVERYONE] We hope you enjoyed this show and and before you go you Follow us on TikTok, too Summer belongs to you!

[PHINEAS] Ladies and gentlemen, the Ferbettes! I'm Phineas and this is Ferb, and we're gonna sing a song [PHINEAS] (CANDACE/FERBETTES) Bow chicka bow wow (That's what my baby says) Mow mow mow (And my heart starts pumpin') Chicka chicka choo whop [PHINEAS, CANDACE, & FERBETTES] Never gonna stop Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you [PHINEAS] (CANDACE/FERBETTES) My baby's got her own way of talkin’ Whenever she says something sweet And she knows its my world she's-a-rockin’ Though my vocabulary's incomplete I know it may sound confusing (ooh) Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight But I never feel like I'm losin’ (losin’) When I take the time to translate [PHINEAS, CANDACE, & FERBETTES] Here's what I'm talking 'bout [PHINEAS] (CANDACE/FERBETTES) Bow chicka bow wow (That's what my baby says) Mow mow mow (And my heart starts pumpin') Chicka chicka choo whop [PHINEAS, CANDACE, & FERBETTES] Never gonna stop Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you [PHINEAS] Well I don't know what to do [CANDACE] I don't know what to do [PHINEAS] But I think I'm getting through [CANDACE] I think I'm getting through [PHINEAS] ‘Cause when I say "I love you" [CANDACE] When I say "I love you" [PHINEAS] She says "I gitchee gitchee goo you too!" [CANDACE] (Gitchee gitchee goo you too) [PHINEAS] Gitchee gitchee goo you too [CANDACE & FERBETTES] (Gitchee gitchee goo you too) [PHINEAS] Don't need a dictionary [PHINEAS] (CANDACE/FERBETTES) Bow chicka bow wow (That's what my baby says) Mow mow mow (And my heart starts pumpin') Chicka chicka choo whop [PHINEAS, CANDACE, & FERBETTES] Never gonna stop Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you [PHINEAS] (CANDACE/FERBETTES) I said-uh, Bow chicka bow wow (That's what my baby says!) Mow mow mow (And my heart starts pumpin'!) Chicka chicka choo whop [PHINEAS, CANDACE, & FERBETTES] Never gonna stop Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you Gitchee Gitchee Goo means- That I love you, baby Baby Baby [FERB] Baby, baby, baby, baby [PHINEAS, CANDACE, & FERBETTES] Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!

[PHINEAS] I got you and you got me I don’t need to hear you talk to know that I’m pretty lucky Laid outside under the tree Being bored with you is not a possibility Let’s have some fun together Let’s beat this summer weather P and F, that stands for us Life’s too short, let’s build a fort One that spans from here to France, all we need is a passport Let’s explore, open every drawer I don’t have all the handles yet but that’s what friends are for Let’s have some fun together ‘Cause you’re the best stepbrother P and F, that stands for- [PHINEAS, spoken] Taming a walrus, starting a rock band Making a movie, running from quick sand Teaching a robot to do a handstand Claiming Greenland! [PHINEAS & FERB] Everything I think I wanna do today just sounds better doing it together Everything I think I wanna do today just sounds better doing it together Doing it with you [PHINEAS, spoken] Theme park for ants: I think we can go a little bigger than that Fight off anthropomorphic pistachio monsters: Sounds like that'd work better in the future Create a multi-billion-dollar app called TikTok: Where are you getting these ideas, Ferb? [PHINEAS] Floating high Like a golf course in the sky Grab a screw, just me and you, and maybe some platypi (*Platypus chatter*) Let’s have some some fun together We’ll be best friends forever P and F, that stands for us [PHINEAS & FERB] This can’t get any better You’re my best friend forever P and F, that stands for us P and F, that stands for us P and F, that stands for… [PHINEAS, spoken] Ferb and Phineas! [FERB, spoken] I prefer “Phineas and Ferb.” [PHINEAS, spoken] Hmm. Phineas and Ferb. I like it! [PHINEAS & FERB] That stands for us Ooohh [PHINEAS, spoken] Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

[ISABELLA] Hey there listeners! We're Fireside Girls Troop 46321, and this is our anthem. [ALL FIRESIDE GIRLS] We're Fireside Girls, one and all And together we belong We wear our patches upon our sashes And stand cute, small, and strong This is the Fireside Girls Song And it's not to terribly long

[PERRY] *platypus noise* [ROSEMARY] We consider every day a plus To spend it with a platypus We’re always so ecstatic ’cause he’s semi-aquatic Our ornithorynchus anatinus Brings smiles to the both of us Life’s never fuddy-duddy With our web-footed buddy [ROSEMARY] (& COMPANY) (When we’re brushing our teeth) Ooh, it’s better (Tying our shoes) Oh yeah, it’s better (Combing our hair) It’s better Like we're a cheese sandwich and he’s the cheddar (Blinking our eyes) It’s better (Breathing in and out) So much better (Sitting in a chair) It’s better [ROSEMARY & CO] (ROSEMARY) And taking a bath, just a little bit wetter Every day is such a dream when you start it with a monotreme (Ohh) He’s duck-billed and he’s beaver-tailed and hairy (Yeah) (You know that he’s hairy) [ROSEMARY] (& COMPANY) Everything’s better with Perry (everything’s better with Perry) Everything’s better with Perry (everything’s better with Perry) Everything’s better with Perry (everything’s better with Perry) Everything is better, everything is better (everything’s better with Perry) And we (just wanna tell you, Perry) Everything’s (better with you) Better with you [PERRY] *platypus noise*

[BALJEET & BUFORD] We look good in hats Long tails and spats When we hit the town together Baby, we know where it’s ats [BALJEET, spoken] You are pluralizing ‘at’? [BUFORD, spoken] Work with me, brain boy! [BALJEET & BUFORD] If I were dangling from a ledge He’d surely save me with a wedgie [BALJEET] I’m smart, perhaps a bit refined [BUFORD] And I’m a bit more edgy [BALJEET & BUFORD] ’Cause we’re Frenemies, we like disliking one another Yes, we’re Frenemies, he’s like my least favorite brother [BALJEET] I like complex calculations [BUFORD] I like physical confrontations [BALJEET & BUFORD] We both have our roles This is a symbiotic relation... ...ship ’Cause we're Frenemies, we like disliking one another Yes, we’re Frenemies, he’s like my least favorite brother You and I, we’re not enemies or friends We’re just frenemies Until the end!

[VANESSA] I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down You can try, but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gaining the ground I'm light on my feet, and I'm quick to the punch I had a heavy breakfast but a real light lunch [VANESSA, WEEKEND HOURS] I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb I'm me [VANESSA] I'm the rough and tumble, I'm the one to beat I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burnin' at your feet I got a poisonous sting, when I rain, I pour I'm the best of the best, I'm the soup du jour [VANESSA, WEEKEND HOURS] I'm smooth as glass and sharp as a tack I'm me I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack I'm me [VANESSA] I'm a strong woman, fast-talking, big bad, dog-walkin' Highfalutin, drum-beating, foot-stomping, corn-poppin' Speedin’ locomotive that just won't stop I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top I'm a crowd-pleasing, head-spinnin’, winning in the ninth inning Whip-lashin’, record-smashing, black-tie party-crashing Cyclone of fun, I'm an army of one [VANESSA, WEEKEND HOURS] I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot cross bun [VANESSA] I've gotcha beat by the nose at the finish line I'm a semi-truck driven with a scent of pine I'm the cold hard walls of a prison cell I'm the winter trip to the Wisconsin Dells [VANESSA, WEEKEND HOURS] I'm a blood red rose with a string of thorns I'm me I'm a heart-shaped locket on a gold steel chain I'm me [VANESSA] I'm a big haymaker in a title fight I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite [VANESSA, WEEKEND HOURS] I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night [VANESSA] I'm me [VANESSA, WEEKEND HOURS] I'm me [VANESSA] I'm me! [VANESSA, WEEKEND HOURS] I'm me [VANESSA] I'm me!

[LINDANA] I’m not Roxanne, I’m not Eileen, I’m not Sharona Aand I don’t wanna study, work, or stay at home [LINDANA] (COMPANY) (She’s Lindana) I’m Lindana and I wanna have fun (She wants to have fun) I’m Lindana and I wanna have fun (She’s Lindana) I’m Lindana and I wanna have fun (She wants to have fun) I wanna, wanna, wanna have (fun, fun, fun!) [LINDA] I’m not Veronica or Allison or Donna And I don’t wanna scrub the sink or mow the lawn [LINDANA] (COMPANY) (She’s Lindana) I’m Lindana and I wanna have fun (She wants to have fun) I’m Lindana and I wanna have fun (She’s Lindana) I’m Lindana and I wanna have fun (She wants to have fun) I wanna, wanna, wanna have (fun, fun, fun!)

[ANNOUNCER, spoken] And now, the band you’ve been waiting for... ...Max Modem and the Mainframes! [MAX MODEM/LAWRENCE] I think my girlfriend is an alien Invading force from Planet 10 Said she was from out of town, but I know what she meant [MAX MODEM & MAINFRAMES] I know she’s from another galaxy [MAX MODEM] I don’t know just what she’s doing with me [MAX MODEM & MAINFRAMES] She treats my love like a science experiment [MAX MODEM, spoken] Hubble bubble! [MAX MODEM & MAINFRAMES] Does she love me for who I am? Or does she want to put my brain in a can? She can have it, ‘cause I never want to be apart From her alien heart! [MAX MODEM] (MAINFRAMES) (She’s got an alien) Heart (She’s got an alien) Heart! (She’s got an alien) She’s got an alien heart (She’s got an alien) Heart (She’s got an alien) Heart! (She’s got an alien) She’s got an alien heart (She’s got an alien) (She’s got an alien) Pumps like the Dickens! (She’s got an alien) She’s got an alien heart (She’s got an alien) (She’s got an alien) (She’s got an alien) She’s got an alien heart!

[MONOGRAM, spoken] Oh, I sure hope the viewers are enjoying this program. It must be nice to be on… the other side of the screen… (*guitar strum*) [MONOGRAM] My whole world is this screen Just four walls of a rectangle But I can dare to dream- [CARL, spoken] (*interrupting*) Sir, have you seen my stethoscope and coconut bra? [MONOGRAM, spoken] -ee-aa--huh-hoh! [CARL, spoken] Were you just singing to yourself? [MONOGRAM, spoken] Oh, well uh, I mean, yeah… sometimes I like to… did you just ask about a coconut bra? [CARL, spoken] Um… …yes [MONOGRAM, spoken] …So, it’s agreed. We never speak of this again. [CARL, spoken] Way ahead of you, sir.

[ISABELLA] Today is my birthday and there’s just one thing I’m wishing for To spend some time alone with a certain someone I adore It doesn’t have to be formal or fancy It’s not a dealbreaker if it’s not romancy After all of this time, I’ve lowered my expectations [BEN] (Expectations) [ISABELLA] (BEN) Don’t need a limo or a corsage Just him and me without the entourage And I won’t be upset (I won’t be upset) At this emotional roulette (Emotional roulette) I’ll take any little thing that I can get Like eating some French fries I’ll take it Stuck on a tarmac I’m good (I'm good!) Trapped under rubble That’s awesome (That's awesome!) Moving a piano, if we only could Getting orthodontia Sign me up (Sign me up!) In a smelly subway car I’m in (I'm in!) We could be reupholstering a love seat I’d call that a win-win [ISABELLA & BEN] ’Cause that’s all I really want Just time alone with my triangular savant I’m not asking for the world, I’m just a simple girl And I would change my mournful tone [ISABELLA] If we could just be alone Could just be alone If we could just be alone Just be alone

[PHINEAS (BACKUP)] Come, let's tip-toe into the dark (La la la la la la la la) One good scare oughta (do ya) You'll find our bite much worse than our bark [PHINEAS & BACKUP] One good scare ought to do ya some good! [PHINEAS & BACKUP] If you should find the daily grind a tad bit taxing on the mind To help unwind if so inclined, I have a small suggestion That if you dare into my lair, you should prepare for quite a scare! But "Will you share in this nightmare?" would be my only question [BALJEET, spoken] Boo! Boo, I say! [PHINEAS, spoken] Baljeet? [BALJEET, spoken] Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test [PHINEAS, spoken] Yeah, right. We're just gonna move on now [BALJEET, spoken] You can run, but it will not be to the college of your choice, I tell you! [PHINEAS (BACKUP)] If your hair lies lifeless and limp (La la la la la la la la) One good scare oughta (do ya) Come with me, now, don't be a wimp! [PHINEAS & BACKUP] One little scare ought to do ya some good! [PHINEAS, spoken] Hello? Buford? [BUFORD, spoken] Behold... the face of evil [PHINEAS, spoken] Buford, are you supposed to be Jeremy's little sister? You said you were gonna be something scary! [BUFORD, spoken] She is scary, man. She gives me the willies (*music stops*) [PHINEAS, spoken] ...Little Suzy Johnson gives you the willies [BUFORD, spoken] You don't know man, you don't know! She’s got those curls, and that demonic stare… oh, and her little poodle, that thing is just viscous! Man, I tell ya, There’s not a diabolical machine that could make that dog any more evil than it already is [PHINEAS, spoken] Uh… sure. We'll catch up to you later, okay? (*music continues*) [BUFORD, spoken] Wash away the horror, wash away the horror... [BACKUP] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la [PHINEAS & BACKUP] That is quite right, I would delight in taking flight into the night! If I may give you such a fright, you know I surely would But if I seem a bit extreme in my attempts to make you scream Remember that this spooky scheme will cure… Your hiccups… …for good! [BACKUP] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... One little One little One little One little... [PHINEAS & BACKUP] One little scare oughta do you some good! [BACKUP] Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! [ISABELLA, spoken] (*hiccups*) Darn… It didn’t work, Phineas. [PHINEAS, spoken] I was afraid she’d say that.

[NORM] Hi, I’m Norm! The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal- [DOOFENSHMIRTZ] (*interrupting*) What the- Norm? What are you doing? [NORM] It’s fitness time, sir! [DOOF] It’s intermission. [NORM] The perfect time to burn off those calories! [DOOF] What even- where did you get this manual? What is this, from the 80s? [NORM] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. (*Ding*) [DOOF] (*upset upon recognizing the noise*) Oh man, that noise! It brings up horrible memories! [NORM] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. [DOOF] No, not this… ….resurfacing thoughts of being publicly humiliated as I ran out of breath in gym class… [NORM] The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. [DOOF] ...like a madeleine dissolving in tea, I remember the rude Stropshire boy... [NORM] The test will begin on the word start. [DOOF] ...tripping me over my shoelaces continuously, ohh... [NORM] On your mark, get ready- [DOOF] Nope, nope! We’re not doing this! That’s one tragic backstory I was perfectly happy repressing, and now you’ve ruined it. Go to the next song. [NORM] Oh, boy!

[AGRAJ] I know you’re pining But every cloud has got a silver lining The leaves are parting, now the sun is shining And you’re in my arms, so the planets are aligning [ZACH, AGRAJ, BEN, ANDREW] My heart is strong like a tree And you belong, baby, you belong to me Without you, I’m tied to the ground And if I fall, do I even make a sound? [ZABA] Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart I can feel it falling (Timber!) And I will never part I know you, you’ve been there from the start So baby, chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart [BALJEET] And now you’re grinning When you look me in the eye, my head is spinning If love is just a game, I think we’re winning And we’re here right now, so this feels like a beginning [BALJEET & ZABA] I know you’re ready, you know I’m right [BALJEET] Boom! [BALJEET & ZABA] When I tell you my bark is always worse than my bite When you look at me (ooh), do you see me Or do you only see a forest for the trees? Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart I can feel it falling (Timber!) And I will never part I know you, you’ve been there from the start So baby, chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart! [BEN] Na na na na, na na na na na na na [BEN & AGRAJ] Na na na na, na na na na na na na [BEN, AGRAJ, & ZACH] Na na na na na na, na na na na na na [BEN, AGRAJ, ZACH, & ANDREW] Na na na na na na, na na na na na na [AGRAJ] (ZABA) Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart I can (feel it falling) And I will never part I know you, you’ve been there from the start So baby, chop, chop, chop [ZABA] Chop away at my heart! Chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart (Hey, aw) I can feel it falling (Timber!) And I will never part I know you, you’ve been there from the start So baby, chop, chop, chop Chop away at my heart!

[ROSEMARY] Ooh Ahh Nobody sees him, he’s not looking for glory He’s not looking for applause He’s not trying to be part of someone else’s story He’s just fighting for a noble cause [ROSEMARY] (WITH BACKUP) This is the song of the unsung hero But I guess, technically, he’s now got a song (’Cause I’m singin’ it) You might not even know that he’s here No, but he’s (out there on his own) Just wingin’ it [PERRY] *melodic platypus chatter* [ROSEMARY & BACKUP] Did I mention he’s a platypus? [PERRY] *melodic platypus chatter*

[PHINEAS] Perry You know you are a boy’s best friend You’re more than just a passing trend You’re like a treat from a candy store Oh Perry We love you more than ice cream cakes We love you more than bugs and snakes We love you more than all things mentioned before Oh Perry You’re extraordinary You’re kinda short and hairy The color of a blueberry [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Yes Perry So come home Perry Come home perry Come home [PHINEAS, spoken] Hey Candace, why don't you sing one? [CANDACE, spoken] Um… [CANDACE] Oh perry I think it's kinda scary I can't find you anywhere-y It fills me with despair-y Oh Perry I'm allergic to dairy I'm gonna move to the Prairie And change my name to Larry [PHINEAS, spoken] Larry!? [LARRY SAPERSTEIN, spoken] Hey guys! [PHINEAS, spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, High School Musical: The Musical: The Series star Larry Saperstein! [BUFORD, spoken] So what does that make this then? [LARRY SAPERSTEIN, spoken] Phineas and Ferb: The Parody Musical: The TikTok Promo? [PHINEAS, spoken] The TikTok Promo: The Celebrity Cameo! [BUFORD, spoken] Who’s naming these things anyway? [FERB] She'll change her name to- [COMPANY] Larry, Larry, Larry... [PHINEAS, CANDACE, & COMPANY] So come home Perry Come home Perry Come Home So come home Perry Come home Perry Come home [PHINEAS, CANDACE, & FERB] Come home Perry Come home [PERRY] (*platypus chatter*) [CANDACE, spoken] Oh, there you are, Perry [PHINEAS, spoken] Perry! [BUFORD, spoken] Good job, Larry. [LARRY SAPERSTEIN, spoken] Thanks! I’m glad you found your platypus! [BUFORD, spoken] I was talking to the girl Larry. [CANDACE, spoken] Welcome home.

[ANDREW, ZACH, TAMI, JULIA] It's near the end of spring And we're still working But M.W.CA. is still coming We're not done editing Just ask our video team But M.W.C.A. is still coming It's taking way longer than we though it would 'Cause we really wanna make sure that it comes out good So watch us dance and sing when it's done rendering But M.W.C.A. is still coming [JULIA] Yes- [ANDREW, ZACH, TAMI, JULIA] M.W.C.A. is still coming [ANDREW, spoken] Eh, eventually

[BALJEET] Somewhere out across that skyline Maybe down some lonely street There is a boy with anger issues Without whom I am incomplete Who will give me wedgies now Now that we’re so far apart? I have got to get him back somehow There is a bully-sized hole A bully-sized hole A bully-sized hole in my heart [BUFORD] Who will I give noogies to And tease for being so smart? I just don’t know what to do There’s a nerd-shaped hole in my heart There’s a nerd-shaped hole [BALJEET] A bully-sized hole [BALJEET & BUFORD] A big honkin’ hole in my heart

[GINGER] You better jump right to it, tell that boy how you feel Just get out there and do it, it’s not such a big deal [GINGER & FIRESIDE GIRLS] You’ve been waiting all summer, now it’s time to reveal You better jump, jump, jump right to it [GINGER] (FIRESIDE GIRLS) You gotta step right up, you know he thinks that you’re cute (Jump, jump, jump, jump) Come on and bounce right up, get off your patoot (Jump, jump, jump, jump) [GINGER & FIRESIDE GIRLS] This isn’t the time to be shy, coy, or cute You better jump, jump, jump right to it [GINGER] (FIRESIDE GIRLS) (Jump right to it) Why’re you waiting, Isabella? (Jump right to it) Why hesitate it? He could be your fella (Jump right to...) It’s been your predelection to move in the direction Away from the romantic and into the semantic [GINGER & FIRESIDE GIRLS] So it makes us somewhat frantic! [GINGER] (FIRESIDE GIRLS) Go on and get it, ‘cause you’re a real catch (Jump, jump, jump, jump) Hold your head high, you can earn a new patch (Jump, jump, jump, jump) [GINGER & FIRESIDE GIRLS] All summer long, you sing the same tired song You better jump, jump, jump right to it You better jump, jump, jump right to it!

[ISABELLA] I wanted you to see me, but for so long you were blind Now it’s time to face tomorrow, and leave all that stuff behind Of what would our lives have been like if you’d just given me a sign ’Cause I like you more than every other thing I like combined I spent so many summers hoping something would begin I thought that I was over you, but here I am again... What might have been [PHINEAS] I can’t believe that all this time you never said a word Although it’s possible you did, and I just never heard I never even noticed, I guess I wasn’t that alert But I must say that in retrospect, you were being quite overt And now our endless summer is finally coming to an end I tried to make the most of every day, but now the years just seem misspent... What might have been [ISABELLA] I could have been your girlfriend [PHINEAS] I could have been your fella We might have been an item [ISABELLA] They would have called us “Phinabella” [PHINEAS] I would have held the door for you I could have shared my umbrella [ISABELLA] You would have held my hair back When I was sick with salmonella (Sick with salmonella!) [PHINEAS & ISABELLA] We could have been together All you had to say was when And though I wanted so much more, I guess you’ll always be my friend... What might have been What might have been What might have been...

[ALEX] Gitchee Gitchee Goo's done, but the credits are still going on So Andrew asked me to write another credits song I hope this entertains you, while you watch People you may never have heard of take their bows All the people on your screen They are the production team They shall be held in high esteem On this livestream What's this song about? Honestly I don't know I guess it's about the fact that we needed another song in the show And this one is original, which means we're eligible for a Tony Everyone's invited to the award ceremony I'd like to thank Tony in advance for giving us this award Are you a little sad that the show's come to an end? Luckily on YouTube you can watch it again Actually, that initial question was based on a premise that was incorrect The show isn't over, cause the song isn't over So don't start over just yet I worked on this song for like a full day You might as well listen to the whole thing And then you can go bowling or something But before I close it down, I just wanna say That I'm so glad I found so many friends through this play I'd like to meet you all in person in Idaho some day (I'm not sure why I picked Idaho, that's inconvenient for literally everyone, even people who live there) Ooh This show's acronym is not cool at all Come up with a cooler acronym next time I'd like to use this sizable platform To let this truth be free The ending of Teen Beach 2 is really good And you're wrong if you disagree Thanks to everyone who contributed to this masterpiece It's almost time for you to watch a slideshow made by Clarisse Musical Without a Cool Acronym is out, peace

[CANDACE] I used to feel alone Just me against the raging tide But I guess I should've known That you were always on my side Now I don't have to be an island Because you've been there all the while, and Now I realize my fears weren't justified [PHINEAS & COMPANY] Cause we're strong [CANDACE] And even though we sometimes disagree [PHINEAS & COMPANY] And we belong [CANDACE] Belong together, we're a family [DOOFENSHMIRTZ & VANESSA] And the best thing about family is You know they're always there [ALL] Yeah! [CANDACE & COMPANY] We stand tall [ALL] And we ain't gonna take no flack [CANDACE & COMPANY] We won't fall [PHINEAS & ISABELLA] 'Cause we've always got each other's back! [CANDACE & COMPANY] And if you're gonna try to knock us down I think you'd best beware [ALL] 'Cause as long as we're together We can stand and face whatever Kind of trouble this world tries to put us in If you're out there on your own You just might take it on the chin But if it's us against the universe, we win! [PHINEAS] So far it's been a rockin' summer And now, we've saved the world again Still it would be a bummer If you weren't here with us and all our friends Time to celebrate our victory And I'll admit, my favorite memory Is when you fought off all those rogue agents [O.W.C.A. AGENTS] (*animal noises*) [JEREMY, spoken] That was awesome [ALL] 'Cause we're strong [CANDACE] And even though we sometimes disagree [ALL] And we belong [CANDACE & PHINEAS] Belong together, we're a family [ALL] And friends are also family We're not just talkin' blood relation We stand tall [BUFORD] And we ain't gonna take no flack [ALL] We won't fall [BALJEET] 'Cause we've always got each other's back [ISABELLA & COMPANY] Let's take this time to thank the folks Who worked so hard on this production [ALL] Yeah! 'Cause as long as we're together We can stand and face whatever Kind of trouble this world tries to put us in If you're out there on your own You just might take it on the chin But if it's us against the universe Together, we have been through worse If it's us against the universe We win! [PERRY] (*platypus chatter*)

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