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| Name | Rise of Skywalker: A Complete Cinematic Failure |
| Video Uploader | Video From Vito |
| Upload Date | This Video Uploaded At 20-05-2020 17:00:11 |
| Video Discription | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, what a truly incredible trainwreck. Watch the uncensored version of this video at http://patreon.com/thevitoshow. In this movie, co-writers J.J. Abrams and Chris Terrio demonstrate their complete inability to craft anything even resembling a meaningful (or coherent) plotline, forever cementing the fate of the most spectacular franchise failure in history. Six months out from this farce, with the blackness knocking on our doors, let's take a closer look at everything that went wrong. In part one, we examine how Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy allowed the Skywalker Saga to fail from hour one, by not laying out a competent framework for the trilogy. In part two, we take a look at how this movie retcons Rian Johnson’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi, with a gotcha mentality that pranks the audience. In part three, we see the tragic loss of Carrie Fisher, and discuss a more fitting tribute for Princess Leia. Perhaps one akin to Yondu in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2? Part four is all about fetch quests, and how the plot of this movie is structured like a bad Final Fantasy game. Part five we meet the Knights of Ren, the most boring characters ever. Part six, the rushed pacing of this Star Wars Episode IX movie script and how it ruins many a scene. Part seven and we must discuss the return of Emperor Palpatine. How did Sheev return? Who knows!? Part eight? Time for some BABU FRIK! Part nine and Palpatine’s fleet of first order Star Destroyers (sorry, final order Star Destroyers) is examined. Who built these things!? Part ten we discuss the character of Finn, the rogue stormtrooper played by John Boyega. Part eleven and it’s the thrilling battle for Exegol! What a terrible scene! Part twelve and it’s time to discuss Kylo Ren, played by Adam Driver. Why was Kylo ren evil? Why did he do away with Han Solo? We may never know… Part thirteen and it’s time to meet REY SKYWALKER as played by Daisy Ridley. The Rise of Skywalker ending is quite a nightmare to behold! The Rise of Skywalker: A Complete Cinematic Failure. Episode IX. ►PATREON: http://patreon.com/thevitoshow ►MERCH: http://killdozer.industries ►TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/thevitoshow ►TWITTER: http://twitter.com/vitocomedy Music: Almost Bliss, Batty McFaddin, Bittersweet, Club Seamus, Disco Con Tutti, Laser Groove, Leopard Print Elevator, Reunited, Shaving Mirror, Summon the Rawk, Too Cool, Wagon Wheel, Who Likes to Party. All Written by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Chapters 0:00 Spoiler Warning 0:09 Opening 2:12 Chapter 1 - Kathleen Kennedy & The No-Good Very Bad Plan 6:51 Chapter 2 - Star Wars: The Last Gotcha 14:05 Chapter 3 - Sleep Well, My Cocaine Princess 17:49 Chapter 4 - Fetch Quest: The Motion Picture 21:41 Chapter 5 - The Knights of Boring 23:12 Chapter 6 - Dragonball Time 26:20 Chapter 7 - Rey's Magic Grandpa 30:36 Chapter 8 - Babu Frik Rules 30:43 Chapter 9 - Palpatine's Stupid Star Destroyers 35:06 Intermission 36:00 Chapter 10 - Finn Done Dirty 38:30 Chapter 11 - Never Tell Me the Odds 41:19 Chapter 12 - The Tragedy of Ben Solo 48:08 Chapter 13 - Palpatine's Plan Makes No Sense 48:39 Chapter 13 - Palpatine Dies Like a B 50:12 Chapter 14 - The Rise of Rey Skywalker 55:22 Chapter 15 - The Death of Star Wars 58:35 PLEASE LIKE & SUBSCRIBE 6a3dggHrtiQ |
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